Monday, March 23, 2020

Corona Virus Rap: Flatten the Curve: Mach die Kurve flach | MaximNoise - YouTube

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Flatten the Curve

Today, stay home under your own roof
Flatten the curve
Between your four walls, whether day or night
Flatten the curve
Don't just think about yourself - pay attention to others. Flatten the curve
Together we're strong; alone we're weak. Flatten the curve.

The sun's shining outside, but I'm staying in today
'Cause I think about others, too, and I'm not egotistic
Because even though I'm healthy, it sadly makes no sense
For me to make things hard for Grandma and Grandpa
So much is unknown about the virus
But it spreads aimlessly across the land, and at the same time, causes fear
So I don't cough on you or reach for your hand
We want to break these chains and slow the whole thing down
Sure, we all had other plans
But we still won't make a scene today
We're getting into quarantine
'Cause we can all meet up when it's over
So why not consider others and save a few lives on the way?
Isolation's no easy situation
But we've got to get through it, so long as viruses threaten us
We want to protect doctors and hospitals;
That's why, today, we're staying right where we live

Come and sing with me:
Today, stay home under your own roof
Flatten the curve
Between your four walls, whether day or night
Flatten the curve
Don't just think about yourself - pay attention to others
Flatten the curve
Together we're strong; alone we're weak
Flatten the curve

I flatten the curve like the paper in my toilet
And if I have no more, I wash my poop off with a rag
It'll be washed well, then hung up to dry
There'll be no trouble started here over a pack of toilet paper
Ay, I flatten the curve like my belly at my morning workout
Full energy; it makes me fit and calms my worries
I drink water, and pay attention to nutrition while I'm at it
And when this whole horrible mess is over, I'll be fit as a fiddle
I flatten the curve, flat at jokes no one laughs at
And finally we come to the things you don't1 have time for
We can learn foreign languages or read a book for once
We can play Playstation and have a good time
I flatten the curve for everyone who wouldn't make it otherwise
For everyone who's too weak, and who the curve would steal forever
'Cause this curve can be the world to someone
Just stay home and you can be a hero

Come and sing with me:
Today, stay home under your own roof
Flatten the curve
Between your four walls, whether day or night
Flatten the curve
Don't just think about yourself - pay attention to others
Flatten the curve
Together we're strong; alone we're weak
Flatten the curve

It's all just so crazy.
But one day we'll be back, stronger than ever
Avoid contact and keep your distance
Today we keep the curve flat, man, yeah

It's all just so crazy.
But one day we'll be back, stronger than ever
Avoid contact and keep your distance
Today we keep the curve flat, man, yeah

Come and sing with me:
Today, stay home under your own roof
Flatten the curve
Between your four walls, whether day or night
Flatten the curve
Don't just think about yourself - pay attention to others
Flatten the curve
Together we're strong; alone we're weak
Flatten the curve

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